Thursday, January 8, 2009

Books You Shouldn't Read


I thought this book was suppose to stop you from eating McDonalds, in much the same way that Old Yellerstops you from watching animal movies. This however, was not the case. I read this for a seminar on rhetoric, and after every single class, what did I want? A big and juicy double quarter pounder with cheese, medium fries and a Coke. Nice try Schlosser. Tempting me with images of sad eyed cows as they are led into the slaughterhouse was a good attempt,but it would be more effective if you discovered that hamburger meat was made with dog meat, and there was a sad dog being led to the slaughterhouse. Sorry, no dice there. I'm never going to stop drinking Coke, eating McDonald's and going to Disney World. Of course I may die doing so, but it's better than eating carrots and pretending I care about the world.

Books You Should Read




I just finished this, 20 mins ago, in my car in a sad little parking lot. I was amazed at this books ability to keep me reading through its some 500 pages. Every chapter had something that made me step back and audibly exclaim my wonder, amusement, or sadness. These kinds of books are rare to find. My heart went out to Callie and Cal, identity is hard enough to manage without having both a penis and a vagina. And of course I'm a sucker for Greek allusions.




I read The Remains of the Day back in good old Stephen Clingman's class, and I really came to love it. One boring day at work, I perused listology's 100 books for every decade list and was enormously pleased to find this one at the top of the list. Ishiguro is a curious writer. When finished with The Remains of the Day, you find that nothing has really happened in the life of the Butler. And why should it? Butlers? Boring. The curious thing is that you are completely invested in his life despite this. Same goes for Never Let Me Go, but even more so. Maybe it was its likelihood to Brave New World or the way that you never truly understand what is going on, but this book has quickly become my favorite book.




My favorite character in As I Lay Dying is Vardaman, he sees the world in a refreshingly different light, much like Christopher. Everything that Haddon writes is completely believable, and makes me somewhat envious that I don't think in the same way that the autistic Christopher does. The details he comes up with are so incredible, and oddly moving despite Christopher's distance and familiarity with his nature of describing the world around him. Even though SPOILER a dog dies, which is my least favorite thing, although it is a poodle and I don't care for poodles, this book truly accomplishes what Atticus Finch has always preached; "You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view . . . until you climb into his skin and walk around in it". Well said my man.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Gripes


CODE BLUE

In case you can't tell if your beer is cold or not, this handy bottle tells you. This really gets me.

WHAT ARE BLIND PEOPLE SUPPOSE TO DO?!!

This has a discrimination law suit written all over it.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Just a few of my faves

I'm disgustingly bored. Here are some of my favorite movie scenes.

Morgan Freeman is the love of my life.







Suspiria mmmm.....blood that is paint.


Yeah so it makes me cry every time. So what?







Vincent, you are a fatty.



I don't care what anyone says. I LOVE THIS.






RIP Little Bill








There are more but idiots on youtube suck.

Peace Sucka

Someone once told me that when they kiss me, their lips tingle.


New obsession.... Katy Perry

I can't get "UR so gay" out of my damn head. Also, I can't decide if it's homophobic. I'm gonna go with no. This woman is gonna be BIG. Download UR SO GAY and I kissed a girl asap. Or just go to myspace and listen to it for free. Hmmm if I was kissing Katy Perry I'd probably like it too.

Peace Sucka